A short (and somewhat very unimportant) criticism of family values (and upwards mobility/lack thereof)October 25th, 2012 | by Simon
Simon: I once said something like this in class (last year in the Teacher’s Collage) and my teacher realized that even she had had enough of sentence analysis for the day… Also: if you’re determined to be a determiner I am determined on believing that should follow that dream!
Simon: I take great pride in coming up with jokes that nobody thinks are funny and when they don’t laugh, I top it off by explaining the joke… This one is funny because the sheep feels sheepish! Crazy, huh?!
Simon: Just about every English lesson I’ve ever had… except the ones, where we just watched movies…
Anyways, I might have more grammar-jokes I need to get off my chest – now you’re warned…
Simon: Well now I’m sure, he’ll never be a real boy! Did you feel like a “Gepedophile”, watching this?
Roland: My “significant other” made the pun – I requested it immediately. And as a side note this could have been made SO much more NSFW – And I would, in fact, have researched whether this pun had been done before if it wasn’t that I am so damn terrified of what might show up in a google images-search.