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My worst joke yet…

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My worst joke yet…

February 22nd, 2012 | by Simon
Posted In: Comic
My worst joke yet…

Simon: I take great pride in coming up with jokes that nobody thinks are funny and when they don’t laugh, I top it off by explaining the joke… This one is funny because the sheep feels sheepish! Crazy, huh?!

└ Tags: food, pun, s.ø.n., sheep, sheepish
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Except…

February 14th, 2012 | by Simon
Posted In: Comic
Except…

Simon: Just about every English lesson I’ve ever had… except the ones, where we just watched movies…

Anyways, I might have more grammar-jokes I need to get off my chest – now you’re warned…

└ Tags: english, except, exceptions, grammar, lesson, s.ø.n., school
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Between Dogs: Naked Sunday

February 5th, 2012 | by Simon
Posted In: Comic
Between Dogs: Naked Sunday

Simon: Naked Sunday everybody!

└ Tags: between dogs, clothes, dog, naked, s.ø.n., sunday
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Pin-upphio

January 24th, 2012 | by Simon
Posted In: Comic
Pin-upphio

Simon: Well now I’m sure, he’ll never be a real boy! Did you feel like a “Gepedophile”, watching this?

Roland: My “significant other” made the pun – I requested it immediately. And as a side note this could have been made SO much more NSFW – And I would, in fact, have researched whether this pun had been done before if it wasn’t that I am so damn terrified of what might show up in a google images-search.

└ Tags: pinocchio, pun, pun-up, roland, s.ø.n., strings
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Mayans, huh?…

January 22nd, 2012 | by Simon
Posted In: Comic
Mayans, huh?…

Simon: It’s about time, I did a comic about the whole Mayan eschatology-thing, so here it is – punch me!

└ Tags: 2012, calender, eschatology, jugdement day, mayan, mayans, punch, s.ø.n., throat
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Son of a Pun: All “thaid” up

January 17th, 2012 | by Simon
Posted In: Comic
Son of a Pun: All “thaid” up

Simon: Alternately, this could have been a lot more borderline…

└ Tags: party, pun, s.ø.n., son of a pun, suit up, thai, tie
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Wounded Knee(s)

January 10th, 2012 | by Simon
Posted In: Comic
Wounded Knee(s)

Simon: We used to have an indigenous population like you… then we massacred them at Wounded Knee…

Sorry – it was right there! …

└ Tags: america, dad, gaming, knee, s.ø.n., skyrim, son, wounded
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Supermanny

January 7th, 2012 | by Simon
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Supermanny

Simon: Supermanny – pickin’ things up where 50′s-dad left off…

└ Tags: america, manly, nanly, nanny, s.ø.n., super, supermanny, supernanny, usa
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Son of a Pun: Thaw for Thor

December 28th, 2011 | by Simon
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Son of a Pun: Thaw for Thor

Simon: I hope more people will thaw for my lame puns…

“Thaw for Thor” is probably one of the drooliest actual sentences, you can use in spoken language…

└ Tags: marvel, pun, s.ø.n., son of a pun, thaw, thawing, thor
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People vs. cats (The Great Battle of Youtube)

November 29th, 2011 | by Simon
Posted In: Comic
People vs. cats (The Great Battle of Youtube)

Simon: I felt lazy today, so here’s a comic about something everybody already knew… Except catwoman apparently – she could be the the greatest youtube-sensation ever if she just tried to ride a unicycle suspended on a thin wire while juggling knifes and possibly falling asleep in a kinda cute (but probably, in the case, a slightly suicidal) way… but no – she never did that…

└ Tags: cat, ginger, human, juggling, knifes, people, s.ø.n., sleep, youtube
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