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A short (and somewhat very unimportant) criticism of family values (and upwards mobility/lack thereof)

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A short (and somewhat very unimportant) criticism of family values (and upwards mobility/lack thereof)

October 25th, 2012 | by Simon
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A short (and somewhat very unimportant) criticism of family values (and upwards mobility/lack thereof)

Simon: I once said something like this in class (last year in the Teacher’s Collage) and my teacher realized that even she had had enough of sentence analysis for the day… Also: if you’re determined to be a determiner I am determined on believing that should follow that dream!

└ Tags: and, but, family, father, grammar, s.ø.n., son
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All aBOARd the pun-train

August 9th, 2012 | by Simon
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All aBOARd the pun-train

Simon: Thank you for “Thank You for the Music” by ABBA…

└ Tags: animal, boar, pig, pun, s.ø.n.
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Best mate ever

July 24th, 2012 | by Simon
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Best mate ever

“Sir, what are you doing?”
“Nothing special… just being the best mate ever!”

└ Tags: flying, jeff, pilot, plane, s.ø.n., wingman
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A small amount of horse

July 11th, 2012 | by Simon
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A small amount of horse

Simon: Homophones sure are “horsesome”!

└ Tags: animal, cold, hoarse, horse, pun, simon
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Dried out…

March 31st, 2012 | by Simon
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Dried out…

Simon: Good humor is always a question of bad timing…

└ Tags: dry, pun, s.ø.n., well
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Son of a Pun: Hips don’t “thigh”

March 19th, 2012 | by Simon
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Son of a Pun: Hips don’t “thigh”

Simon: “The Tale of the Obnoxious Hip-bone” would make an exquisite Pixar-film…

└ Tags: bone, high five, hip, hip-bone, pirate, s.ø.n., skeleton, skull, son of a pun, thigh
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My worst joke yet…

February 22nd, 2012 | by Simon
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My worst joke yet…

Simon: I take great pride in coming up with jokes that nobody thinks are funny and when they don’t laugh, I top it off by explaining the joke… This one is funny because the sheep feels sheepish! Crazy, huh?!

└ Tags: food, pun, s.ø.n., sheep, sheepish
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Except…

February 14th, 2012 | by Simon
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Except…

Simon: Just about every English lesson I’ve ever had… except the ones, where we just watched movies…

Anyways, I might have more grammar-jokes I need to get off my chest – now you’re warned…

└ Tags: english, except, exceptions, grammar, lesson, s.ø.n., school
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Between Dogs: Naked Sunday

February 5th, 2012 | by Simon
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Between Dogs: Naked Sunday

Simon: Naked Sunday everybody!

└ Tags: between dogs, clothes, dog, naked, s.ø.n., sunday
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Pin-upphio

January 24th, 2012 | by Simon
Posted In: Comic
Pin-upphio

Simon: Well now I’m sure, he’ll never be a real boy! Did you feel like a “Gepedophile”, watching this?

Roland: My “significant other” made the pun – I requested it immediately. And as a side note this could have been made SO much more NSFW – And I would, in fact, have researched whether this pun had been done before if it wasn’t that I am so damn terrified of what might show up in a google images-search.

└ Tags: pinocchio, pun, pun-up, roland, s.ø.n., strings
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