Simon: I hope more people will thaw for my lame puns…
“Thaw for Thor” is probably one of the drooliest actual sentences, you can use in spoken language…
Simon: I felt lazy today, so here’s a comic about something everybody already knew… Except catwoman apparently – she could be the the greatest youtube-sensation ever if she just tried to ride a unicycle suspended on a thin wire while juggling knifes and possibly falling asleep in a kinda cute (but probably, in the case, a slightly suicidal) way… but no – she never did that…
Simon: I don’t really know what the headline for this comic means… I just had to write it…
Anyways – if I had to make out with one platypus, I would be this one… Or all of them…
Teenage Mutant Ninja Noseception (yes, it had to come to this)
November 18th, 2011 | by SimonSimon: Well, they don’t have noses, but still… I guess…
Simon: I had a dream last night where I found this really funny and when I woke up I couldn’t remember the punch-line. After 10 minutes I realized that there probably was none and that it made no sense at all…
Simon:
Nothing beats beets!
Nothing beets beats!
Nothing beets beets!
Nothing beats beats!
… they are punbeetable…













