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Son of a Pun: Thaw for Thor

December 28th, 2011 | by Simon
Posted In: Comic
Son of a Pun: Thaw for Thor

Simon: I hope more people will thaw for my lame puns…

“Thaw for Thor” is probably one of the drooliest actual sentences, you can use in spoken language…

└ Tags: marvel, pun, s.ø.n., son of a pun, thaw, thawing, thor
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People vs. cats (The Great Battle of Youtube)

November 29th, 2011 | by Simon
Posted In: Comic
People vs. cats (The Great Battle of Youtube)

Simon: I felt lazy today, so here’s a comic about something everybody already knew… Except catwoman apparently – she could be the the greatest youtube-sensation ever if she just tried to ride a unicycle suspended on a thin wire while juggling knifes and possibly falling asleep in a kinda cute (but probably, in the case, a slightly suicidal) way… but no – she never did that…

└ Tags: cat, ginger, human, juggling, knifes, people, s.ø.n., sleep, youtube
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She must have kissed something, alright…

November 23rd, 2011 | by Simon
Posted In: Comic
She must have kissed something, alright…

Simon: I don’t really know what the headline for this comic means… I just had to write it…
Anyways – if I had to make out with one platypus, I would be this one… Or all of them…

└ Tags: katy perry, perry, phineas and ferb, platypus, s.ø.n.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Noseception (yes, it had to come to this)

November 18th, 2011 | by Simon
Posted In: Comic
Teenage Mutant Ninja Noseception (yes, it had to come to this)

Simon: Well, they don’t have noses, but still… I guess…

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/teenage-mutant-ninja-noses

└ Tags: inception, meme, mutant, ninja, nose, noseception, noses, s.ø.n., teenage, turtle, turtles
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More moe…

November 15th, 2011 | by Simon
Posted In: Comic
More moe…

Simon: No I’m not growing a moustache for this movember either… this comic will be my tribute to all the moes out there…

└ Tags: moe, moustache, movember, november, s.ø.n.
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Certainly, good sir!

November 13th, 2011 | by Simon
Posted In: Comic
Certainly, good sir!

Simon: I had a dream last night where I found this really funny and when I woke up I couldn’t remember the punch-line. After 10 minutes I realized that there probably was none and that it made no sense at all…

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Hey, Boss!…

November 8th, 2011 | by Simon
Posted In: Comic
Hey, Boss!…
└ Tags: boss, e-mail, fille, gangster, s.ø.n.
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Pun Star!!

November 4th, 2011 | by Simon
Posted In: Comic
Pun Star!!

Simon: This is me being lazy… lazy like a fox!!

└ Tags: fish, fish pun, pun, s.ø.n.
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Son of a Pun: Beeting

October 18th, 2011 | by Simon
Posted In: Comic
Son of a Pun: Beeting

Simon:

Nothing beats beets!

Nothing beets beats!

Nothing beets beets!

Nothing beats beats!

… they are punbeetable…

└ Tags: beat, beating, beet, beeting, s.ø.n., son of a pun
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Son of a Pun: Longbat

October 11th, 2011 | by Simon
Posted In: Comic
Son of a Pun: Longbat

Simon: Longbat, you scoundrel!

└ Tags: bat, cat, longbat, longcat, pun, s.ø.n., son of a pun
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