Simon: Well now I’m sure, he’ll never be a real boy! Did you feel like a “Gepedophile”, watching this?
Roland: My “significant other” made the pun – I requested it immediately. And as a side note this could have been made SO much more NSFW – And I would, in fact, have researched whether this pun had been done before if it wasn’t that I am so damn terrified of what might show up in a google images-search.
... no strings attached