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My worst joke yet…

Posts Tagged ‘between dogs’

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Between Dogs: Naked Sunday

February 5th, 2012 | by Simon
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Between Dogs: Naked Sunday

Simon: Naked Sunday everybody!

└ Tags: between dogs, clothes, dog, naked, s.ø.n., sunday
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Between Dogs: Master Baiting

July 24th, 2011 | by Simon
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Between Dogs: Master Baiting

Simon: And there you have it: The last comic of our Between Dogs Theme Week… definately the easiest theme week for me to make so far, so we might do it agai sometime. But now all kinds of other ideas have piled up, so we shall see…

By the way: I been saving this Master Baitor-joke for a long time (in my head – I didn’t in fact draw it until today), but at first it was meant to be a “Son of a Pun”-thing… I think this is much better though…

So in conclusion; I hope you enjoyed this theme week and that you are satisfied – and I don’t mean satisfied from Master Baiting, you scoundrels!!!

└ Tags: between dogs, dogs, kung-fu, master, master baitor, pun, s.ø.n.
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Between Dogs: Glasses

July 23rd, 2011 | by Simon
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Between Dogs: Glasses

Simon: Prescriptions… they’re pretty underground – you probably haven’t heard about them…

└ Tags: between dogs, dogs, glasses, hipster, prescriptional, s.ø.n.
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Between Dogs: Labs

July 22nd, 2011 | by Simon
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Between Dogs: Labs

Simon: From now on, all women who see a big pool of pee next to the toilet will think: “Wauw! That’s impressive as f*ck!!! I better cook him something extra special for tonight…”

… or not…

└ Tags: between dogs, cards, dogs, frank, girlfriend, labs, missing, pee, poker, s.ø.n., seat, toliet
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Between Dogs: Illitera-something

July 21st, 2011 | by Simon
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Between Dogs: Illitera-something

Simon: It doesn’t seem fair that illiteracy is so hard to spell… I imaging that is why people turn emo…

I named the dogs Frank and Tony btw – now you know… They just seem kinda like a Frank and a Tony to me…

└ Tags: between dogs, cat, cool cat, dog, illiteracy, illiterate, s.ø.n., tony
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Between Dogs: More or less about Eve

July 20th, 2011 | by Simon
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Between Dogs: More or less about Eve

Simon: Yeah, I usually try to keep the Between Dogs-titles short, but let’s keep the joke somewhat plot-related or not… whaterver!
… No, I haven’t sen All About Eve…  And since there’s no “yet” in the back of that sentence, John Cusack and Jack Black would probably conclude that I’m not going to…

└ Tags: between dogs, eve, film, jeez, jokes, movie, plot, plot-realted, tv
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Between Dogs: Safe Search

July 19th, 2011 | by Simon
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Between Dogs: Safe Search

Roland: Yeah, so, this is kind of inspired by something I keep telling people about to make them uncomfortable. I once saw this cool documentary /slash/ ‘Did You Know?’-type TV-Show, where there was a part about some rich Jeweller who had a bathroom made entirely of 18 carat gold. So… In my innocent youth, and also before safe search was even invented, I foolishly image searched “Golden Shower” on Google.

And don’t get me wrong, I did find pictures of golden showers. Just… Not exactly what I was hoping to see.

… at that particular moment, at least …

Simon: Why did I tag “golden shower” in this? I’m never gonna make a comic about that again – hopefully…

└ Tags: between dogs, golden, golden shower, google, internet, roland, s.ø.n., safe, safe search, search, shower
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Between Dogs: Urinal

July 18th, 2011 | by Simon
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Between Dogs: Urinal

Simon: Alternate ending: “I might wanna seeyour mom about that!” … BOOYAAAA!!!

Welcome to our special Between Dog Theme Week. This is the first of seven comics that will be uploaded during this week – hope you enjoy them.

└ Tags: between dogs, doctor, s.ø.n., toilet, urinal
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Between Dogs: Duuude!!!

January 11th, 2011 | by Simon
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Between Dogs: Duuude!!!

Simon: The best thing I ever heard coming from a toilet was when some guy screamed “I AM GOD!!!” from a public toilet… Well actually it was a toilet-cart on a festival – which just made everything more epified…

└ Tags: between dogs, dude, fecal matter, picture, poop, s.ø.n., simon, toilet
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Between Dogs: Shirt

December 28th, 2010 | by Simon
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Between Dogs: Shirt

Roland: EXCITING NEWS!!!!

HEY! You can buy these awesome shirts from this shop and they are all totally awesome and so cheap and it’s a total bargain and OMG you should buy one because they are so cute and awesome and support a good case! Also they are awesome! LOOOOOOOOK!


Make custom gifts at Zazzle

└ Tags: between dogs, k-9, pun, s.ø.n., shirt, simon
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