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Posts Tagged ‘captain cruel’

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Villain People – Episode 19: Vacuum Cleaning!

September 13th, 2011 | by Simon
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Villain People – Episode 19: Vacuum Cleaning!

Simon: My vacuum needs cleaning too, if you know what I mean (‘cuz I sure don’t)…

└ Tags: captain cruel, dr. doom, s.ø.n., vacuum, vacuum cleaner, villain people
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Villain People – Episode 18: Trolling!

April 3rd, 2011 | by Simon
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Villain People – Episode 18: Trolling!

Simon: Last entry of our Villain Week. It might have been better to have ended it with a longer comic, but I loved this joke too much to write anything else… Hope you enjoyed it…

Btw: Bieber-jokes never really caught on for my part – though his music sure is shit… However I love how obsessed Anonymous is by hating this kid – bloggers gonna blog, I guess…

└ Tags: anonymous, captain cruel, ginger, internet, interweb, justin bieber, kid, robot guy, s.ø.n., troll, trolling, villain people
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Villain People – Episode 17: Marathons!

April 2nd, 2011 | by Simon
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Villain People – Episode 17: Marathons!

Simon: No episodes of Desperate Housewives were watched in the making of this comic…

└ Tags: captain cruel, Desperate Housewives, jerks, manly, marathon, rich men, robot guy, s.ø.n., tv, villain people
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Villain People – Episode 16: Carrots!!! (Pt. 3)

April 1st, 2011 | by Simon
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Villain People – Episode 16: Carrots!!! (Pt. 3)

Part one here

Simon: So there you have it – the last one of this storyline – hope you enjoyed it.

I didn’t really have time to do the shadows on this one, so I hope you find it alright…

Roland: I have it on good authority that our good captain isn’t actually flippin’ you the bird in the last panel. Allthough he kind’a is.

└ Tags: captain cruel, carrot, carrots, device, dr. doom, s.ø.n., villain people, zap
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Villain People – Episode 15: Carrots!! (Pt. 2)

March 31st, 2011 | by Simon
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Villain People – Episode 15: Carrots!! (Pt. 2)

Part one here … or just press “previous”, I guess…

Simon: Not much to say about this one… I seriously wanted to just uploading it without the highlighting and shadows, but I kapt at it and came up with a finished… Screw that! I’m not gonna finish that whole sentence!

└ Tags: captain cruel, carrot, carrots, dr. doom, evil, mr. lovebunny, robot guy, rot, s.ø.n., society, villain people
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Villain People – Episode 14: Carrots! (Pt. 1)

March 30th, 2011 | by Simon
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Villain People – Episode 14: Carrots! (Pt. 1)

Simon: Dunno if this this story-line is going to be uploaded in 3 or 4 pieces yet… But I guess in 3 or 4 days, we’ll know…

└ Tags: captain cruel, carrot, carrots, cotton, device, dr. doom, jim, mr. lovebunny, robot guy, villain people
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Villain People – Episode 13: Bloodshed!

March 29th, 2011 | by Simon
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Villain People – Episode 13: Bloodshed!

Simon: Tried something else with the shadowing this time… I probably like the older look better…

Anyways – I hope you enjoyed part 2 of our Villain-Week. These comics are time-consuming and my wrist is hurtin’… No, not from “different reasons” – quit it!

Roland: Simon claims it is his “guitar” playing that’s causing his wrist to hurt. I, however, think it may be down to different reasons. And on a completely unrelated topic:

└ Tags: blood, bloodshed, build, captain cruel, donate, dr. doom, drum-kit, drums, jim, joke, s.ø.n., shed, villain people
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Villain People – Episode 12: Fancy Undies!

March 28th, 2011 | by Simon
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Villain People – Episode 12: Fancy Undies!

Simon: First comic of our (probably not last) Villain-Week! 6 more Villain-People-comics to go – this is gonna be awesome!!

Ironically not long after getting the idea for this comic, my pyjamas mysteriously turned pink… Well kind of a light blue and pink mix actually…

Anyways – enjoy our Villain-Week, everybody!

└ Tags: captain cruel, dr. doom, epilogue, fancy, laundry, mr. lovebunny, pink, underpants, undies, villain people, wash, white
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Villain People Episode – Episode 11: Grandparadox!

November 26th, 2010 | by Simon
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Villain People Episode – Episode 11: Grandparadox!

Simon: Flappers is a really cool name for a cat…

Roland: This is probably the best Villain People Simon has done so far – not only because of the art work and colouring, but, perhaps, mostly because it involves paradoxes. I really, really love paradoxes. Here’s a small one to keep you awake at night: ”This statement is false”.

Also, Flappers is a totally radical name for a cat.

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└ Tags: captain cruel, grandmother, old, paradox, robot guy, s.ø.n., simon, strike, villain people
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Villain People – Episode 10: Money, please!

October 26th, 2010 | by Simon
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Villain People – Episode 10: Money, please!

Simon: This is probably our most folksy comic yet: Everybody hates the IRS!

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└ Tags: bills, captain cruel, dr. doom, letters, lovebunny, mail, moneu, mr., please, robot guy, s.ø.n., simon, taxes, villain people
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