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Villain People – Episode 9: Bill Bailey!

September 22nd, 2010 | by Simon
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Villain People – Episode 9: Bill Bailey!

Simon: First of all: Sorry! This was supposed to have been uploaded yesterday… But well… I forgot…

Anyways – to those who get the title: I salute thee. To those who don’t: Go watch Bill Bailey’s shows until you do!

This comic reminds me of a conversation I once had with a drunk friend and an Australian friend, in which we were discussing the differences between pies and cakes. We agreed that pies could have meat in them and cakes couldn’t. Somehow this conversation ended with a somewhat philosophical conclusion, stating that everything was either pie or cake – the only difference being whether it could contain meat or not. Therefore humans are pies, pencils are cakes and refigerators can be both depending on whether you are a vegetarian. To me, this is more important than the principle of  ”cogito ergo sum”… Caro ergo pie…

Roland: Jim might very well have learned all his baking skills from watching Man Cooking on YouTube. Just like me.

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└ Tags: bacon, baker, bill bailey, cake, captain cruel, cookie, cruel, genius, jim, madness, pie, villain people
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Captain Cruel – slightly alternate design

September 6th, 2010 | by Simon
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Captain Cruel – slightly alternate design

Simon: Hey, regular people (or semi-regular people)! In an earlier upload, I said that I was going to slightly alter the designs of some of the Villain People and that I would present these in a comic containing all five members. However I figured it would be easier to just show you. I’ve made the biggest changes on Dr. Doom, but still – it’s not that different from before…

But anyways: I decided to show you Captain Cruel first. The biggest change I’ve made was in my head: You see, I’ve always imagined that his suit was purple, but when I drew him in this pose I somehow realized that green would suit him much better… At least that’s what I think… But this is the first time, you see him in colour so uhm… yeah… Besides from changing the colours I made him look a bit more “dynamic”… Mainly by deleting some of the less important details.

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└ Tags: alternated, captain cruel, design, new, s.ø.n., simon, slightly, villain people
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Villain People Episode 8 – Zumba!

September 4th, 2010 | by Roland
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Villain People Episode 8 – Zumba!

Roland: Captain Cruel may have a point here. Zumba is the new thing – seriously, it’s the shizzle – and if you need to get in shape and don’t feel that regular aerobics look daft enough you should totally check it out. If you are unfamiliar with this new category of awesome slimming, try imagining a combination of booty shaking as only previously seen in 50 Cent’s classic music videos with Latin rhythms. It’s like dancing, except for the fact that it’s totally different and not the same I’m told.

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└ Tags: africa, captain cruel, mr. lovebunny, s.ø.n., simon, villain people, zumba
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Villain People – Episode 5: Personal Problems…

August 10th, 2010 | by Simon
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Villain People – Episode 5: Personal Problems…

Simon: It’s sort of a paradox: Being an untraumatized super villain is a trauma in itself…

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└ Tags: captain cruel, parents, psychologist, s.ø.n., simon, villain people
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Villian People – Episode 3: The Heist!

July 27th, 2010 | by Simon
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Villian People – Episode 3: The Heist!

Simon: The viking in this comic is a character from our Danish site visniffertandpasta.dk … and he is AWESOME!

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└ Tags: brown, captain cruel, device, doomsday, economical, house, immigrants, problem, robot guy, simon, viking, villain people
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Villain People – Episode 2: The HQ!

July 16th, 2010 | by Simon
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Villain People – Episode 2: The HQ!

Simon: Finding the right evil lair for the right evil league of super villains is not as easy as it might seem… trust me!

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└ Tags: base, brown, captain cruel, evil, house, lair, mr. lovebunny, phallos, s.ø.n., secret, simon, underground, villain people
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Villain People – Episode 1: The League!

July 13th, 2010 | by Simon
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Villain People – Episode 1: The League!

The first of many soon-to-follow comics about the ambitious Villian People – and the maiden-comic of Phallicfruits.com. Enjoy!

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└ Tags: captain cruel, dr. doom, jim, mr. lovebunny, one, robot guy, s.ø.n., simon, villain people
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