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A short (and somewhat very unimportant) criticism of family values (and upwards mobility/lack thereof)

Posts Tagged ‘cat’

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People vs. cats (The Great Battle of Youtube)

November 29th, 2011 | by Simon
Posted In: Comic
People vs. cats (The Great Battle of Youtube)

Simon: I felt lazy today, so here’s a comic about something everybody already knew… Except catwoman apparently – she could be the the greatest youtube-sensation ever if she just tried to ride a unicycle suspended on a thin wire while juggling knifes and possibly falling asleep in a kinda cute (but probably, in the case, a slightly suicidal) way… but no – she never did that…

└ Tags: cat, ginger, human, juggling, knifes, people, s.ø.n., sleep, youtube
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Son of a Pun: Longbat

October 11th, 2011 | by Simon
Posted In: Comic
Son of a Pun: Longbat

Simon: Longbat, you scoundrel!

└ Tags: bat, cat, longbat, longcat, pun, s.ø.n., son of a pun
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Like a boss (except not really)

October 7th, 2011 | by Simon
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Like a boss (except not really)

Simon: Cats are stupid… also, who’s that beardy douche-bag who likes to stand behind the window in my bathroom all the time?

└ Tags: all day, cat, purrrfect, s.ø.n.
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Between Dogs: Illitera-something

July 21st, 2011 | by Simon
Posted In: Comic
Between Dogs: Illitera-something

Simon: It doesn’t seem fair that illiteracy is so hard to spell… I imaging that is why people turn emo…

I named the dogs Frank and Tony btw – now you know… They just seem kinda like a Frank and a Tony to me…

└ Tags: between dogs, cat, cool cat, dog, illiteracy, illiterate, s.ø.n., tony
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Between Dogs: Peeing

October 12th, 2010 | by Simon
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Between Dogs: Peeing

Simon: So this is the first take on a comic I invented while drunk. The original idea was to call it “Between Men”, but then I made this joke, which only worked using dogs… Obviously…

└ Tags: between dogs, cat, dog, hydrant, pee, peeing, s.ø.n., simon
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Old Jokes In New Habitats

August 27th, 2010 | by Simon
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Old Jokes In New Habitats

Simon: And you thought that Matrix-spoofs and kitty-memes were gettin’ old… Shame on you!

Roland: Think about this joke for a second. Old jokes in new habitat? Maybe not! Lolcats are an important concept of the internet, so it must be logical reasoning that a more advanced cyber-network would have even more awesome cats with even worse grammar (they no use good grammar) and epic sunglasses. Also, LOLCATS IN YOUR MENTAL CONCEPT OF FACE!

└ Tags: can, cat, cheezburger, cute, habitats, has, haz, I, jokes, kitten, kitty, lolcats, matrix, neo, new, old, s.ø.n., simon, sunglasses, you
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