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Eskimo-politics

November 8th, 2010 | by Simon
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Eskimo-politics

Roland: But then again, they DO make comfortable pants… Well, that aside, we have now updated the about page to include info! How about that, folks.

Simon: Here on Phallicfruits, we don’t like to meddle with politics… Unless it’s eskimo-politics!

Well, yeah, it is a bit late, but this is Friday’s upload…

└ Tags: baby-seal, club, cruel, eskimo, ice, s.ø.n., seal, simon, snow, wooden
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Villain People – Episode 9: Bill Bailey!

September 22nd, 2010 | by Simon
Posted In: Comic
Villain People – Episode 9: Bill Bailey!

Simon: First of all: Sorry! This was supposed to have been uploaded yesterday… But well… I forgot…

Anyways – to those who get the title: I salute thee. To those who don’t: Go watch Bill Bailey’s shows until you do!

This comic reminds me of a conversation I once had with a drunk friend and an Australian friend, in which we were discussing the differences between pies and cakes. We agreed that pies could have meat in them and cakes couldn’t. Somehow this conversation ended with a somewhat philosophical conclusion, stating that everything was either pie or cake – the only difference being whether it could contain meat or not. Therefore humans are pies, pencils are cakes and refigerators can be both depending on whether you are a vegetarian. To me, this is more important than the principle of  ”cogito ergo sum”… Caro ergo pie…

Roland: Jim might very well have learned all his baking skills from watching Man Cooking on YouTube. Just like me.

See more Villain People!

└ Tags: bacon, baker, bill bailey, cake, captain cruel, cookie, cruel, genius, jim, madness, pie, villain people
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