Phallic Fruits

Simon: Why not just flah them golden abs?

Inspiration for this comic came from the Katie Melua song “If You Were A Sailboat”. Y’know when she sings “if you were a piece of wood I’d nail you to the floor”? Beautiful song, but that line always bugs me… Still love her music though…

I might not upload next week – I’m in the process of moving into an apartment… so uhm… yeah… pretty cool…