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A short (and somewhat very unimportant) criticism of family values (and upwards mobility/lack thereof)

Posts Tagged ‘old’

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Real Old Reel Mower…

March 4th, 2011 | by Simon
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Real Old Reel Mower…

Simon: Real slow, real ol’… Yo!

└ Tags: garden, grass, lawn, mower, old, reel mower, s.ø.n., slow
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Villain People Episode – Episode 11: Grandparadox!

November 26th, 2010 | by Simon
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Villain People Episode – Episode 11: Grandparadox!

Simon: Flappers is a really cool name for a cat…

Roland: This is probably the best Villain People Simon has done so far – not only because of the art work and colouring, but, perhaps, mostly because it involves paradoxes. I really, really love paradoxes. Here’s a small one to keep you awake at night: ”This statement is false”.

Also, Flappers is a totally radical name for a cat.

See more Villain People!

└ Tags: captain cruel, grandmother, old, paradox, robot guy, s.ø.n., simon, strike, villain people
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Old Jokes In New Habitats

August 27th, 2010 | by Simon
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Old Jokes In New Habitats

Simon: And you thought that Matrix-spoofs and kitty-memes were gettin’ old… Shame on you!

Roland: Think about this joke for a second. Old jokes in new habitat? Maybe not! Lolcats are an important concept of the internet, so it must be logical reasoning that a more advanced cyber-network would have even more awesome cats with even worse grammar (they no use good grammar) and epic sunglasses. Also, LOLCATS IN YOUR MENTAL CONCEPT OF FACE!

└ Tags: can, cat, cheezburger, cute, habitats, has, haz, I, jokes, kitten, kitty, lolcats, matrix, neo, new, old, s.ø.n., simon, sunglasses, you
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Orthodox Rocketh!

August 13th, 2010 | by Simon
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Orthodox Rocketh!

Simon: Logically this is true…

└ Tags: cool, jew, judaism, old, orthodox, rocks, s.ø.n., school, simon
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