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Dried out…

Posts Tagged ‘pun’

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Dried out…

March 31st, 2012 | by Simon
Posted In: Comic
Dried out…

Simon: Good humor is always a question of bad timing…

└ Tags: dry, pun, s.ø.n., well
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My worst joke yet…

February 22nd, 2012 | by Simon
Posted In: Comic
My worst joke yet…

Simon: I take great pride in coming up with jokes that nobody thinks are funny and when they don’t laugh, I top it off by explaining the joke… This one is funny because the sheep feels sheepish! Crazy, huh?!

└ Tags: food, pun, s.ø.n., sheep, sheepish
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Pin-upphio

January 24th, 2012 | by Simon
Posted In: Comic
Pin-upphio

Simon: Well now I’m sure, he’ll never be a real boy! Did you feel like a “Gepedophile”, watching this?

Roland: My “significant other” made the pun – I requested it immediately. And as a side note this could have been made SO much more NSFW – And I would, in fact, have researched whether this pun had been done before if it wasn’t that I am so damn terrified of what might show up in a google images-search.

└ Tags: pinocchio, pun, pun-up, roland, s.ø.n., strings
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Son of a Pun: All “thaid” up

January 17th, 2012 | by Simon
Posted In: Comic
Son of a Pun: All “thaid” up

Simon: Alternately, this could have been a lot more borderline…

└ Tags: party, pun, s.ø.n., son of a pun, suit up, thai, tie
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Son of a Pun: Thaw for Thor

December 28th, 2011 | by Simon
Posted In: Comic
Son of a Pun: Thaw for Thor

Simon: I hope more people will thaw for my lame puns…

“Thaw for Thor” is probably one of the drooliest actual sentences, you can use in spoken language…

└ Tags: marvel, pun, s.ø.n., son of a pun, thaw, thawing, thor
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Pun Star!!

November 4th, 2011 | by Simon
Posted In: Comic
Pun Star!!

Simon: This is me being lazy… lazy like a fox!!

└ Tags: fish, fish pun, pun, s.ø.n.
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Son of a Pun: Longbat

October 11th, 2011 | by Simon
Posted In: Comic
Son of a Pun: Longbat

Simon: Longbat, you scoundrel!

└ Tags: bat, cat, longbat, longcat, pun, s.ø.n., son of a pun
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Son Of A Pun: Employmint

September 9th, 2011 | by Simon
Posted In: Comic
Son Of A Pun: Employmint

Simon: Yes, please!

└ Tags: desk, employment, employmint, job, president, pun, s.ø.n., son of a pun, work
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Pun Times In The Pest

September 1st, 2011 | by Simon
Posted In: Comic
Pun Times In The Pest

Simon: I’m not sure whether I’m looking forward to this movie or not… It’s seems so stupid that it can’t go wrong, right?… Haven’t read the comics so I dunno what to expect at all…

└ Tags: aliens, cowboys, daniel craig, movies, plot, pun, s.ø.n.
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Son Of A Pun: Roman pick-up lines

August 12th, 2011 | by Simon
Posted In: Comic
Son Of A Pun: Roman pick-up lines

Simon: Why not just flah them golden abs?

Inspiration for this comic came from the Katie Melua song “If You Were A Sailboat”. Y’know when she sings “if you were a piece of wood I’d nail you to the floor”? Beautiful song, but that line always bugs me… Still love her music though…

I might not upload next week – I’m in the process of moving into an apartment… so uhm… yeah… pretty cool…

└ Tags: cross, jesus, messiah, nail, pick-up line, pun, roman, son of a pun
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