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A short (and somewhat very unimportant) criticism of family values (and upwards mobility/lack thereof)

Posts Tagged ‘robot guy’

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Villain People – Episode 18: Trolling!

April 3rd, 2011 | by Simon
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Villain People – Episode 18: Trolling!

Simon: Last entry of our Villain Week. It might have been better to have ended it with a longer comic, but I loved this joke too much to write anything else… Hope you enjoyed it…

Btw: Bieber-jokes never really caught on for my part – though his music sure is shit… However I love how obsessed Anonymous is by hating this kid – bloggers gonna blog, I guess…

└ Tags: anonymous, captain cruel, ginger, internet, interweb, justin bieber, kid, robot guy, s.ø.n., troll, trolling, villain people
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Villain People – Episode 17: Marathons!

April 2nd, 2011 | by Simon
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Villain People – Episode 17: Marathons!

Simon: No episodes of Desperate Housewives were watched in the making of this comic…

└ Tags: captain cruel, Desperate Housewives, jerks, manly, marathon, rich men, robot guy, s.ø.n., tv, villain people
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Villain People – Episode 15: Carrots!! (Pt. 2)

March 31st, 2011 | by Simon
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Villain People – Episode 15: Carrots!! (Pt. 2)

Part one here … or just press “previous”, I guess…

Simon: Not much to say about this one… I seriously wanted to just uploading it without the highlighting and shadows, but I kapt at it and came up with a finished… Screw that! I’m not gonna finish that whole sentence!

└ Tags: captain cruel, carrot, carrots, dr. doom, evil, mr. lovebunny, robot guy, rot, s.ø.n., society, villain people
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Villain People – Episode 14: Carrots! (Pt. 1)

March 30th, 2011 | by Simon
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Villain People – Episode 14: Carrots! (Pt. 1)

Simon: Dunno if this this story-line is going to be uploaded in 3 or 4 pieces yet… But I guess in 3 or 4 days, we’ll know…

└ Tags: captain cruel, carrot, carrots, cotton, device, dr. doom, jim, mr. lovebunny, robot guy, villain people
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Villain People Episode – Episode 11: Grandparadox!

November 26th, 2010 | by Simon
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Villain People Episode – Episode 11: Grandparadox!

Simon: Flappers is a really cool name for a cat…

Roland: This is probably the best Villain People Simon has done so far – not only because of the art work and colouring, but, perhaps, mostly because it involves paradoxes. I really, really love paradoxes. Here’s a small one to keep you awake at night: ”This statement is false”.

Also, Flappers is a totally radical name for a cat.

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└ Tags: captain cruel, grandmother, old, paradox, robot guy, s.ø.n., simon, strike, villain people
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Villain People – Episode 10: Money, please!

October 26th, 2010 | by Simon
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Villain People – Episode 10: Money, please!

Simon: This is probably our most folksy comic yet: Everybody hates the IRS!

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└ Tags: bills, captain cruel, dr. doom, letters, lovebunny, mail, moneu, mr., please, robot guy, s.ø.n., simon, taxes, villain people
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Dr. Doom and Robot Guy re-Design

September 10th, 2010 | by Simon
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Dr. Doom and Robot Guy re-Design

Simon: We do have a couble of actual comics lined up, but I felt I had to get this outta the way first. You see drawing these guys we’re always kind of a bore, but I do love them as characters, so of course they derve a re-design.

Robot Guys is almost unaltered. The shape of his feet is a little bit different. Apart that I just concentrated a bit more on getting the dimension of his body and head right – a thing I rarely paid attention to in the past (but of course something I’ll do in the future). His eyes are also a bit different: I made the upper lines of his eyes a bit longer than the widths of the eyes. This means I can draw him looking in different directions without moving his head – just look how slick he is on this picture!

Doctor Doom wearing kitchen gloves? Uhm… yes – they were on sale… When re-designing Doctor Doom, I focused on making him look more dynamic. His body is also bigger than it used to and his hairstyle is a little bit different… But as he is the one I altered the most, I think the results are pretty easy to spot, so I’m not gonna explain it more thoroughly than this…

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└ Tags: design, dr. doom, robot guy, s.ø.n., simon, villain people
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Villain People Episode 4: Futurama!

August 3rd, 2010 | by Simon
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Villain People Episode 4: Futurama!

Simon: “Robots gone illogical” is sort of a si-fi-version of “girls gone wild”… except not…

You might have guessed it already, but it’s no secret that Robot Guy was inspired by some of the robots of Futurama… Basically I mixed a Bender-inspired design with the stabbing-abilities of Roberto and Clamp’s aggressive frame of mind…

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└ Tags: dr. doom, futurama, illogical, robot guy, s.ø.n., simon, villain people
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Villian People – Episode 3: The Heist!

July 27th, 2010 | by Simon
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Villian People – Episode 3: The Heist!

Simon: The viking in this comic is a character from our Danish site visniffertandpasta.dk … and he is AWESOME!

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└ Tags: brown, captain cruel, device, doomsday, economical, house, immigrants, problem, robot guy, simon, viking, villain people
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Villain People – Episode 1: The League!

July 13th, 2010 | by Simon
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Villain People – Episode 1: The League!

The first of many soon-to-follow comics about the ambitious Villian People – and the maiden-comic of Phallicfruits.com. Enjoy!

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└ Tags: captain cruel, dr. doom, jim, mr. lovebunny, one, robot guy, s.ø.n., simon, villain people
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