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Simon: Well now I’m sure, he’ll never be a real boy! Did you feel like a “Gepedophile”, watching this?
Roland: My “significant other” made the pun – I requested it immediately. And as a side note this could have been made SO much more NSFW – And I would, in fact, have researched whether this pun had been done before if it wasn’t that I am so damn terrified of what might show up in a google images-search.
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Roland: Yeah, so, this is kind of inspired by something I keep telling people about to make them uncomfortable. I once saw this cool documentary /slash/ ‘Did You Know?’-type TV-Show, where there was a part about some rich Jeweller who had a bathroom made entirely of 18 carat gold. So… In my innocent youth, and also before safe search was even invented, I foolishly image searched “Golden Shower” on Google.
And don’t get me wrong, I did find pictures of golden showers. Just… Not exactly what I was hoping to see.
… at that particular moment, at least …
Simon: Why did I tag “golden shower” in this? I’m never gonna make a comic about that again – hopefully…
Simon: So this is it – we made it to one hundred uploads. I wanna thank all of you reading this, ’cause that probably means you also read our comics. Hope you enjoy reading them as much as I enjoy drawing them.
I’ve been having a lot of computer-related problems lately, but as soon as I get it fixed, I’m gonna’ do a ‘Between Dogs’-theme week, to make up for all the uploads I’ve missed.
We are celebrating this anniversary with a new shirt on out merchandise-site. Roland did me the favour of fixing that, ’cause I’ve got no idea how that works… Anyways I guess I’ll dedicate the shirt design to a friend of mine, Emma Cream, who told me to do a “shirt-design with an elephant”… Nope, I didn’t get any other info than that… However, I came up with this design, which I really like – I’m definitely ordering one for myself.
You might also already have noticed our new link for the merchandise-site. We haven’t uploadet anything to our youtube-channel so far, so the merch-link has replaced our youtube-link in the bar on the left (try clicking it!)
Simon: Roland thought of this one – he’s a real pun star… Watch out, or he’ll spray pun all over ya face!
Roland: Yeah… Sorry Oasis. Sometimes a joke simply writes itself. Much like that other time!
Simon: I think I should let Roland tell you who, when, why and where… The only thing I need to say is that this is basically my ideologi of what what rock and/or roll really is…
Roland: This is my method of measuring how powerful (or: how epic) any given bass amp is. My current amp is capable of pulling F3 which is the ability to blow the head off a sheep at a distance of three metric meters at full gain. Interestingly, this does NOT translate to dB as epicness cannot be measured by any other means than sheep heads exploding.
Roland: Truth be told we here at PhallicFruits aren’t really that much into rap music but hey – when the shit goes down, ain’t nobody can rizzle the shizzle like Snoop Doggy Dizzle!!
Roland: You may be familiar with the ‘The Game’, a brain virus (or mind game if you will) wherein you lose the game by thinking of it. The only way to win the game is to learn about the existence of it, completely forget it, and then die (although other methods of beating ‘The Game’ have been proposed). This is almost he same, except worse. Long story short, every time I hear a singer utter the lyrics ‘Let me Whisper In Your Ear‘ in his and/or her romantic love ballad, I unwillingly interpret the lyrics as ‘Let Me Whisper in Your Rear’. It’s like misheard lyrics except for the fact that I actually know the right lyrics, but can’t avoid making the ear/rear connection because I know it exists. Now, the song ‘Angie‘ isn’t the worst one out there in that regard, as our good friend Mr. Jagger pauses slightly between Whisper and Ear… But none the less, I cannot escape this evilconnection. And if I by this post have shared it with you… Well, my bad I guess.
EDIT: To those wondering, the reason this is unescapable (shuddup it’s a totally word) is because it is fueled by Ironic Processing. Thanks for the heads-up, James.
Simon: When Roland told me to draw this I instinctively knew I had to put more effort into drawing the rear than Mick Jagger… It’s just the way things goes on the internet… Sorry by the way – missed the upload, Sunday… We will however upload comics starring Mr. Lovebunny every day next week, so you wont’ miss out on anything…
Roland: Points out that today is the launch of Phallic Fruits, and what better way to celebrate than to have a page three… dwarf… uh…