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A short (and somewhat very unimportant) criticism of family values (and upwards mobility/lack thereof)

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A small amount of horse

July 11th, 2012 | by Simon
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A small amount of horse

Simon: Homophones sure are “horsesome”!

└ Tags: animal, cold, hoarse, horse, pun, simon
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Relax – it’s just Mika…

August 3rd, 2011 | by Simon
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Relax – it’s just Mika…

Relax, Bruce – it\’s just Mika in ya chimney

Simon: Decided to upload this instead of a comic today. Don’t bother subscribing to my youtube-channel – I don’t really upload stuff there…

The clip is from the first episode of Batman: The Animated Series which I have been watching a lot lately. It’s about a giant bat-monster-man-thingy is terrorising Gotham, while everybody thinks it’s Batman that has gone rebel…
I love Bruce’ shifty eyes in this clip…

└ Tags: batman, bats, bruce, chimney, mika, simon, thezimon99, wayne, youtube
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Upload #100

May 15th, 2011 | by Simon
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Upload #100

Simon: So this is it – we made it to one hundred uploads. I wanna thank all of you reading this, ’cause that probably means you also read our comics. Hope you enjoy reading them as much as I enjoy drawing them.

I’ve been having a lot of computer-related problems lately, but as soon as I get it fixed, I’m gonna’ do a ‘Between Dogs’-theme week, to make up for all the uploads I’ve missed.

We are celebrating this anniversary with a new shirt on out merchandise-site. Roland did me the favour of fixing that, ’cause I’ve got no idea how that works… Anyways I guess I’ll dedicate the shirt design to a friend of mine, Emma Cream, who told me to do a “shirt-design with an elephant”… Nope, I didn’t get any other info than that… However, I came up with this design, which I really like – I’m definitely ordering one for myself.

You might also already have noticed our new link for the merchandise-site. We haven’t uploadet anything to our youtube-channel so far, so the merch-link has replaced our youtube-link in the bar on the left (try clicking it!)

└ Tags: 100, anniversary, banana, design, elephant, fruits, merchandise, monkey, phaillic, roland, simon, t-shirt
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Japanese Idintikit

February 4th, 2011 | by Simon
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Japanese Idintikit

Simon: Sorry, this is very crudely drawn – as I’m pre-uploading a lot of comics right now, I don’t have much time on my hands. The next comic will look better though…

└ Tags: anime, asian, crime, identikit, japan, japanese, s.ø.n., simon
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Carbon dating…

January 28th, 2011 | by Simon
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Carbon dating…

Simon: While you’re busy rule 34′ing Nintendo-charcters, I’m making the the worst puns ever… God bless the internet…

└ Tags: carbon, dating, nuclear, plant, s.ø.n., simon
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McDonna

January 25th, 2011 | by Simon
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McDonna

Simon: … I just felt I had to do this…

└ Tags: fastfood, madonna, mcdonald's, mcdonna, s.ø.n., simon
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The Purple Tie Of Confidence

January 14th, 2011 | by Simon
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The Purple Tie Of Confidence

Simon: I didn’t really have time to do the shadows on this – sorry…

└ Tags: boss, confidence, job, parents, purple, s.ø.n., simon, tie
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Between Dogs: Duuude!!!

January 11th, 2011 | by Simon
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Between Dogs: Duuude!!!

Simon: The best thing I ever heard coming from a toilet was when some guy screamed “I AM GOD!!!” from a public toilet… Well actually it was a toilet-cart on a festival – which just made everything more epified…

└ Tags: between dogs, dude, fecal matter, picture, poop, s.ø.n., simon, toilet
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Poop-art (feces minutes of fame)

January 3rd, 2011 | by Simon
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Poop-art (feces minutes of fame)
Simon: Actually I really respect Andy Warhol and I love most of his art-work. His way of reinventing modern art is truly awe-inspiring – especially since I find most people who have tried to reinvent the artistic world rediculous.
… However I also find the word “poop” extremely funny – so there you have it…
You might have noticed that this comic is actually a day early. Well… I guess this is just one of them good Mondays you never heard about…
└ Tags: andy warhol, face, fecal matter, marilyn monroe, poop, pop, pop-art, s.ø.n., simon
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Between Dogs: Shirt

December 28th, 2010 | by Simon
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Between Dogs: Shirt

Roland: EXCITING NEWS!!!!

HEY! You can buy these awesome shirts from this shop and they are all totally awesome and so cheap and it’s a total bargain and OMG you should buy one because they are so cute and awesome and support a good case! Also they are awesome! LOOOOOOOOK!


Make custom gifts at Zazzle

└ Tags: between dogs, k-9, pun, s.ø.n., shirt, simon
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