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Posts Tagged ‘son of a pun’

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Son of a Pun: Hips don’t “thigh”

March 19th, 2012 | by Simon
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Son of a Pun: Hips don’t “thigh”

Simon: “The Tale of the Obnoxious Hip-bone” would make an exquisite Pixar-film…

└ Tags: bone, high five, hip, hip-bone, pirate, s.ø.n., skeleton, skull, son of a pun, thigh
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Son of a Pun: All “thaid” up

January 17th, 2012 | by Simon
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Son of a Pun: All “thaid” up

Simon: Alternately, this could have been a lot more borderline…

└ Tags: party, pun, s.ø.n., son of a pun, suit up, thai, tie
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Son of a Pun: Thaw for Thor

December 28th, 2011 | by Simon
Posted In: Comic
Son of a Pun: Thaw for Thor

Simon: I hope more people will thaw for my lame puns…

“Thaw for Thor” is probably one of the drooliest actual sentences, you can use in spoken language…

└ Tags: marvel, pun, s.ø.n., son of a pun, thaw, thawing, thor
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Son of a Pun: Beeting

October 18th, 2011 | by Simon
Posted In: Comic
Son of a Pun: Beeting

Simon:

Nothing beats beets!

Nothing beets beats!

Nothing beets beets!

Nothing beats beats!

… they are punbeetable…

└ Tags: beat, beating, beet, beeting, s.ø.n., son of a pun
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Son of a Pun: Longbat

October 11th, 2011 | by Simon
Posted In: Comic
Son of a Pun: Longbat

Simon: Longbat, you scoundrel!

└ Tags: bat, cat, longbat, longcat, pun, s.ø.n., son of a pun
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Son Of A Pun: Employmint

September 9th, 2011 | by Simon
Posted In: Comic
Son Of A Pun: Employmint

Simon: Yes, please!

└ Tags: desk, employment, employmint, job, president, pun, s.ø.n., son of a pun, work
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Son Of A Pun: Roman pick-up lines

August 12th, 2011 | by Simon
Posted In: Comic
Son Of A Pun: Roman pick-up lines

Simon: Why not just flah them golden abs?

Inspiration for this comic came from the Katie Melua song “If You Were A Sailboat”. Y’know when she sings “if you were a piece of wood I’d nail you to the floor”? Beautiful song, but that line always bugs me… Still love her music though…

I might not upload next week – I’m in the process of moving into an apartment… so uhm… yeah… pretty cool…

└ Tags: cross, jesus, messiah, nail, pick-up line, pun, roman, son of a pun
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Son Of A Pun: Rock Star

July 29th, 2011 | by Simon
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Son Of A Pun: Rock Star

Simon: I really experimented a lot with the colourization this time: Usually  I use just a few of the tools available in Gimp (a free photoshop wannabe that actually works pretty well) in order to kinda get an overall style of the comic, but this time I used almost all of them in order to get a little more details into the shades, highlights and just the overall colouring… It really shows – especially on that rock-surface.

└ Tags: babe, blonde, pun, rock, rock star, rockstar, s.ø.n., son, son of a pun, star
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Son of a Pun: Hungover

June 14th, 2011 | by Simon
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Son of a Pun: Hungover

Simon: Now go inject your friends with animal tranquilizer and hang ‘em from tall things – it’s the greatest prank ever!

“Son of a Pun” is not really a new segment – I just decided to start calling all of my worst pun-comics that… I don’t know what defines a “Son of a Pun” but it probably has to do with me not having any original ideas whatsoever… I’m gonna figure this out as I go along, I guess…

Btw. have you noticed that last week was the first time I actually did our promised two comics a week-thing, in a really long time? I’m gonna re-install the driver for my Bamboo(no, it ain’t made from bamboo, you stupid jerk!)tablet soon, so fear not: the web comic will (hopefully) soon be back on course – and when it is, I’m gonna make a Between Dogs theme-week – uploadig one Between Dog-comic a day for a whole week. It’s gonna be tail-chaisin’, scrotum-lickin’, other-dog’s-butt-sniffin’ heaps of fun… Probably…

└ Tags: drunk, hungover, pun, s.ø.n., son, son of a pun
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