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Posts Tagged ‘turtle’

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Noseception (yes, it had to come to this)

November 18th, 2011 | by Simon
Posted In: Comic
Teenage Mutant Ninja Noseception (yes, it had to come to this)

Simon: Well, they don’t have noses, but still… I guess…

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/teenage-mutant-ninja-noses

└ Tags: inception, meme, mutant, ninja, nose, noseception, noses, s.ø.n., teenage, turtle, turtles
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The Turtle Stories Part 3: LOL

April 8th, 2011 | by Simon
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The Turtle Stories Part 3: LOL

Simon: A slightly shorter epic of TheElleProductions… Still good though…

└ Tags: conversation, lol, oftheelleproductions, son, the turtle stories, turtle, turtles
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The Turtles Stories Part 2

March 26th, 2011 | by Simon
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The Turtles Stories Part 2

Simon: Finally we got back to the epics of planet Turth…

└ Tags: blastoise, eldest, journey, meaning of life, oftheelleproductions, pokemon, retard, the turtle stories, theelleproductions, turth, turtle
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The Turtle Stories Part 1

January 7th, 2011 | by Simon
Posted In: Comic
The Turtle Stories Part 1

Simon: Another guest-comic by our good friend Thomas Elsborg who also drew The Butterfly and George the Magical Rainbow Horse (which i just linked to – check it out!) … As of yet, I’m not sure, when we’ll have the next turtle story on our hands but the series well definately continue – I can’t wait to see where this is going.

Tomorrow I’ll be leaving for a five week vacations in Australia, but I’ve pre-uploadet all the comics so you won’t miss out…

└ Tags: oftheelleproductions, the turtle stories, theelleproductions, turth, turtle
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Trends ‘tween Turtles

September 25th, 2010 | by Simon
Posted In: Comic
Trends ‘tween Turtles

Simon: Like most things in life, sea turtles laying eggs on the beach is just a trend… However whereas water birthing is a method meant to avoid birth trauma, laying eggs on land means that only the toughest baby-turtles will avoid getting eaten by seagulls, when they hatch and “run” for the waters edge – salvation! Ergo: All living sea turtles are closer to being Chuck Norris than you will ever be!

Roland: Turtles!

└ Tags: birth, daddy, egg, eggs, momma, parenting, s.ø.n., sea, simon, trend, turtle, turtles, water
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