Roland: We’ve laughed. We’ve loved. Maybe even cried, as Isaiah Mustafa played his iconic part as Old Spice Guy in the fantastic Old Spice commercials. We can think of no more fitting way to end our unicorn week than this. We, sir, merely stand in the shadow of your awesomeness.
Simon: This is inspired by the meme of Robocop on a unicorn, which (with all due respect) just got it’s butt kicked! Isaiah Mustafa on unicorn – how can anything be more epic than that?!
Simon: Once again we take to the guest comics. And when you recieve a guest comic in an e-mail entitled “Aracorny Crapfuckery”, you just know it’s gonna be good!
I had the honor of colourizing it though… My ego wants me to point that out…
Simon: “Unicorny” is when unicorns are corny… Also: Is it just me or is Lorla a really ugly name for a unicorn?
Roland: I’m glad Captain Obvious above me came to the rescue and explained the pun in the comic’s title, as I otherwise definitely wouldn’t have gotten it.
Simon: Once more, we present to you: A guest-comic for unicorn-week. This was originally made for the Danish sister-site “visniffertandpasta“, but I thought it would be perfect for our unicorn-theme, so here it is – translated. The horse didn’t actually have a horn in the original version btw – I had to glue that on…
Roland: That’s the San Fransiscan way of telling the story, anyway.
Simon: Please! I beg of you! Don’t compare that narwhal’s tooth to anything – this comic is already so wrong… But still funny though…
Roland: “The presence of tusks in only the male narwhals suggests that for these whales it is a secondary sexual characteristic”.
I’d also like to point out that the narwhal’s prominent facial horn is technically a tusk. We might actually do a whale-week as well. Because whales are almost as awesome as unicorns. Except in a totally different way.
Simon: Yup! We have now reached upload #50… It’s not that big a deal – byt it is at least a medium deal, so we’ll celebrate this by uploding everyday this week – welcome to unicorn-week.
The comic of today is a guest-comic by Roland’s mom btw…
Roland: We couldn’t get 50 Cents to do our 50th upload after all (he was probably otherwise engaged) so we got someone with almost as much street credit as Fitty – my very own mother. She’s shockingly adept at drawing unicorns.