Posts Tagged ‘water’
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Simon: Nothing’s too good for you, babe… Now pour that water on your t-shirt and jiggle those bad boys around a little…
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Simon: Like most things in life, sea turtles laying eggs on the beach is just a trend… However whereas water birthing is a method meant to avoid birth trauma, laying eggs on land means that only the toughest baby-turtles will avoid getting eaten by seagulls, when they hatch and “run” for the waters edge – salvation! Ergo: All living sea turtles are closer to being Chuck Norris than you will ever be!
Roland: Turtles!
Simon: This is basically how all my exams went… Except when I flexed my muscles and accidently choked myself…