Simon: All pandas are hipsters – that’s why!
I love poking fun of pandas and hipsters, so this was a natural next step for me: poking fun of panda-hipsters.
I’ve been thinking though: if making fun of hipsters is mainstream on the interwebs I might in fact be so mainstream that I’m not mainstream – thereby making myself some kind of meta-hipster! Ooooh my Gaaawd!
… but seriously, I’m not… If meta-hipsters actually existed, the paradox would be so immense that it would probably rip the whole universe apart… or at least a quasar or two (quasars are soooo mainstream right now)…