Simon: Like most things in life, sea turtles laying eggs on the beach is just a trend… However whereas water birthing is a method meant to avoid birth trauma, laying eggs on land means that only the toughest baby-turtles will avoid getting eaten by seagulls, when they hatch and “run” for the waters edge – salvation! Ergo: All living sea turtles are closer to being Chuck Norris than you will ever be!

Roland: Turtles!

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↓ Transcript
Daddy?... Why do momma-turtles go the land to lay eggs?
Well, son... In the sixties, humans invented something called "Water Birth"... This is basically the same thing...