Simon: Like most things in life, sea turtles laying eggs on the beach is just a trend… However whereas water birthing is a method meant to avoid birth trauma, laying eggs on land means that only the toughest baby-turtles will avoid getting eaten by seagulls, when they hatch and “run” for the waters edge – salvation! Ergo: All living sea turtles are closer to being Chuck Norris than you will ever be!
Roland: Turtles!
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Daddy?... Why do momma-turtles go the land to lay eggs?
Well, son... In the sixties, humans invented something called "Water Birth"... This is basically the same thing...
Well, son... In the sixties, humans invented something called "Water Birth"... This is basically the same thing...





What a nice one, Simon!
Danke schön:)