Phallic Fruits http://phallicfruits.com A webcomic about fruit which is phallic. And other stuff too! Thu, 25 Oct 2012 20:43:44 +0000 en hourly 1 A short (and somewhat very unimportant) criticism of family values (and upwards mobility/lack thereof) http://phallicfruits.com/archives/a-short-and-somewhat-very-unimportant-criticism-of-family-values-and-upwards-mobility/ http://phallicfruits.com/archives/a-short-and-somewhat-very-unimportant-criticism-of-family-values-and-upwards-mobility/#comments Thu, 25 Oct 2012 00:01:00 +0000 Simon http://phallicfruits.com/?p=904 A short (and somewhat very unimportant) criticism of family values (and upwards mobility/lack thereof)

Simon: I once said something like this in class (last year in the Teacher’s Collage) and my teacher realized that even she had had enough of sentence analysis for the day… Also: if you’re determined to be a determiner I am determined on believing that should follow that dream! Share with other people:]]> A short (and somewhat very unimportant) criticism of family values (and upwards mobility/lack thereof)

Simon: I once said something like this in class (last year in the Teacher’s Collage) and my teacher realized that even she had had enough of sentence analysis for the day… Also: if you’re determined to be a determiner I am determined on believing that should follow that dream!

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]]> http://phallicfruits.com/archives/a-short-and-somewhat-very-unimportant-criticism-of-family-values-and-upwards-mobility/feed/ 0 All aBOARd the pun-train http://phallicfruits.com/archives/all-aboard-the-pun-train/ http://phallicfruits.com/archives/all-aboard-the-pun-train/#comments Thu, 09 Aug 2012 00:01:00 +0000 Simon http://phallicfruits.com/?p=902 All aBOARd the pun-train

Simon: Thank you for “Thank You for the Music” by ABBA… Share with other people:]]> All aBOARd the pun-train

Simon: Thank you for “Thank You for the Music” by ABBA…

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“Sir, what are you doing?” “Nothing special… just being the best mate ever!” Share with other people:]]> Best mate ever

“Sir, what are you doing?”
“Nothing special… just being the best mate ever!”

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]]> http://phallicfruits.com/archives/best-mate-ever/feed/ 0 A small amount of horse http://phallicfruits.com/archives/a-small-amount-of-horse/ http://phallicfruits.com/archives/a-small-amount-of-horse/#comments Wed, 11 Jul 2012 00:01:00 +0000 Simon http://phallicfruits.com/?p=896 A small amount of horse

Simon: Homophones sure are “horsesome”! Share with other people:]]> A small amount of horse

Simon: Homophones sure are “horsesome”!

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Simon: Good humor is always a question of bad timing… Share with other people:]]> Dried out…

Simon: Good humor is always a question of bad timing…

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]]> http://phallicfruits.com/archives/dried-out/feed/ 0 Son of a Pun: Hips don’t “thigh” http://phallicfruits.com/archives/son-of-a-pun-hips-dont-thigh/ http://phallicfruits.com/archives/son-of-a-pun-hips-dont-thigh/#comments Mon, 19 Mar 2012 00:01:00 +0000 Simon http://phallicfruits.com/?p=891 Son of a Pun: Hips don’t “thigh”

Simon: “The Tale of the Obnoxious Hip-bone” would make an exquisite Pixar-film… Share with other people:]]> Son of a Pun: Hips don’t “thigh”

Simon: “The Tale of the Obnoxious Hip-bone” would make an exquisite Pixar-film…

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]]> http://phallicfruits.com/archives/son-of-a-pun-hips-dont-thigh/feed/ 0 My worst joke yet… http://phallicfruits.com/archives/my-worst-joke-yet/ http://phallicfruits.com/archives/my-worst-joke-yet/#comments Wed, 22 Feb 2012 00:01:00 +0000 Simon http://phallicfruits.com/?p=889 My worst joke yet…

Simon: I take great pride in coming up with jokes that nobody thinks are funny and when they don’t laugh, I top it off by explaining the joke… This one is funny because the sheep feels sheepish! Crazy, huh?! Share with other people:]]> My worst joke yet…

Simon: I take great pride in coming up with jokes that nobody thinks are funny and when they don’t laugh, I top it off by explaining the joke… This one is funny because the sheep feels sheepish! Crazy, huh?!

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]]> http://phallicfruits.com/archives/my-worst-joke-yet/feed/ 0 Except… http://phallicfruits.com/archives/except/ http://phallicfruits.com/archives/except/#comments Tue, 14 Feb 2012 00:01:00 +0000 Simon http://phallicfruits.com/?p=886 Except…

Simon: Just about every English lesson I’ve ever had… except the ones, where we just watched movies… Anyways, I might have more grammar-jokes I need to get off my chest – now you’re warned… Share with other people:]]> Except…

Simon: Just about every English lesson I’ve ever had… except the ones, where we just watched movies…

Anyways, I might have more grammar-jokes I need to get off my chest – now you’re warned…

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]]> http://phallicfruits.com/archives/except/feed/ 0 Between Dogs: Naked Sunday http://phallicfruits.com/archives/between-dogs-naked-sunday/ http://phallicfruits.com/archives/between-dogs-naked-sunday/#comments Sun, 05 Feb 2012 00:01:00 +0000 Simon http://phallicfruits.com/?p=884 Between Dogs: Naked Sunday

Simon: Naked Sunday everybody! Share with other people:]]> Between Dogs: Naked Sunday

Simon: Naked Sunday everybody!

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Simon: Well now I’m sure, he’ll never be a real boy! Did you feel like a “Gepedophile”, watching this? Roland: My “significant other” made the pun – I requested it immediately. And as a side note this could have been made SO much more NSFW – And I would, in fact, have researched whether this [...]]]> Pin-upphio

Simon: Well now I’m sure, he’ll never be a real boy! Did you feel like a “Gepedophile”, watching this?

Roland: My “significant other” made the pun – I requested it immediately. And as a side note this could have been made SO much more NSFW – And I would, in fact, have researched whether this pun had been done before if it wasn’t that I am so damn terrified of what might show up in a google images-search.

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